always do the thing that scares you
| Attractive boy: | Hi I'm famous |
| Attractive boy: | Hi I'm gay |
| Attractive boy: | Hi I'm a douchebag |
| Attractive boy: | Hi I'm twice your age |
| Attractive boy: | Hi I have a girlfriend |
| Attractive boy: | Hi I don't like you back |
| Attractive boy: | Hi I live on the other side of the planet |
| Attractive boy: | Hi I don't know that you exist |
| Attractive boy: | Hi I'm a fictional character |
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| friend: | spell ICUP |
| me: | I-C-U-P |
| everyone: | OHH HE GOT YOU SO BAD OH MY GOD BURN WOW OH GOSH MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT WAS SO GOOD |
| My friend: | I don't see how you can find Tom Hiddleston attractive. |
| Me: | I don't see why you're still breathing. |
